Meet Dante, the Canadian Poop Idol! He is known for digging in outdoor loCATions in all sorts of weather to purrovide himself with toilet furcilities. This is the story of one such endeavour with translation from Meowanese to regular English.
1. Prepare the potty. 2. Position butt on top of potty. 3. Close eyes and concentrate. 4. Lift tail and push! 5. Hey, this not spectator sport! 6. You gets no privacy when you're a Poop Idol. 7. Now is time to perform the cover-up. 8. You must be sure to leave no turd uninterred. 9. Once burial is complete, walk away with dignity intact.