Saturday, May 31, 2014
EVERYBODY LOVES DANTE!
Dante has a very ...
... uniFURsal appeal, don't you think?
"Dat's cuz I appeals to da uniFURse on a regulah basis!", says he.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: DANTE IS A TRUE CATRIOT
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
KING DANTE AT HIS LEISURE
Dante, King of his domain, loves sitting on the front porch chair, but only after he has PURRused the grounds, of course.
He can only take his throne ...
... once everything out there is known.
Even when he takes a lickin' ...
... his ears, at least, are still a-prickin'!
And if some danger lurks about ...
He'll stand up to it, there is no doubt!
Because he's King of all he sees ...
... his subjects, too, he seeks to please.
And if sometimes he looks up there ...
... it's because he's said a prayer.
He's grateful someone else agrees ...
... that even Kings may be at ease.
Sunday, May 25, 2014
DANTE: THE MAD HATTER
Dante has a very low tolerance level for wearing hats.
At first he appears to be just slightly annoyed.
Then his annoyance turns to disgust.
"Da yellow wellies put dis wun ovah da top!" says he.
Dante's mousie friend can't even believe his eyes!
"At leest I'm not da only wun who finks dis is ridickulus."
Even Dante's attempt at hiding behind a mask can't disguise his disdain.
And when it comes to wearing pink pirate bunny hats, Dante opines "I has hit a noo low!"
Then just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, it does.
After throwing a 'hissy fit', Dante is fighting MAD!
"OK, put up yoor dukes, Mama -- I has had enuff!"
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
DANTE: VARIATIONS ON A THEME
"I spy wif my liddle eye ...
a doggie walkin' a PURRson down da street!"
"Bees behivin' badly!"
"Teeny dragons flying about!"
"A cheeky liddle chipmonk!"
"A mousie usin' a buttahfly as a kite!"
"Butt best of all ...
... Mom an' Dad bringin' home da BACON!!!"
Sunday, May 18, 2014
DANTE IS "CLOSE TO YOU"
"Why do birds suddenly appear ...
... Every time, you are near?"
"Just like me ...
... They long to be ...
CLOSE TO YOU!"
Friday, May 16, 2014
DANTE AS 'RUMPLESTILTSFUR'!
What is it that makes Dante look so rumpled?
Has he just woken up? Is it bedhead?
Has the wind whipped his orange locks efurry which way?
No, but his tongue has.
After Dante gives himself a licking, his fur curls up in random directions and appears rather unruly.
But once he dries out -- well that's a different story.
He's 'Rumplestiltsfur' no more!
"Besides, I doan beleefs in fairy tails anyways", says he "cuz I gots a big, fluffeh one alreddy!"
"Wowee! Even I can't beat dat wun!"