Thursday, September 23, 2010

THURSDAY IN THE GARDEN WITH TREE INSPECTOR DANTE


Things are starting to change in the garden.  Dante is out back doing a thorough inspection, trying to determine the cause.

"Dere seems to bees a PURRoblem wif da twees in da back yawd", says Dante.

"Lookit!  Sum of da leefs is turnin' yellow and den fallin' on da grownd."


"Dis is a case fur Twee Inspectah Dante!"

"Do yoo fink it cud be dose evil skwirrels poisonin' da twee?"


"I'm lookin' fur evidents.  I looks up high."

"An' I takes sampulls of da bawk fur testin' PURRposes."

"Den I duz a sniff test way down low.  Smells OK."

"Mai visyooall inspecshun also didunt weveel anyfing untoward."


"I gess we jus' hasta wates fur da lab weport.  In da meentime, itz gettin' kinda messy arownd heer."

"An' dats all I hasta sai, fur now".

The End

8 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that I know what might be going Dante. Your lovely garden will be back next year...

Kea said...

We certainly hope that the evil squirrels didn't poison your tree, Dante! Our mom says it all has to do with the autumnal equinox, whatever that is, but we think those squirrels are the likely suspects!

chezcat1970 said...

Those squirrels just have no shame, do they? That shot of the underside of your chin made us want to reach through the screen and scritch it!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Welcome to Fall, Dante!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh Dante. Me and mommy BOTH think you are SO handsome. But aside from that (and you looked extra handsome in your red tiger shirt!) we both think your Thursday Garden Report is thorough and exact. You should submit that report to your local TV station..it's that good.

And eys, you ought to have a fan club! I'm already a member.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Dante! We think that the reason the trees are changing is the same as the reason that you are starting to look a bit floofier to us - Winter is coming (BOO!) It is gettting to be that time of year! For once, the squirrels are probably not the evil party!

8GR8LOLCATS said...

Dante you are fabulous in fall! Happy Autumnal Equinox to you my fine fine feline FURiend. All summer long the leaves yearn to turn the color of your fur!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Dante, I fink the lab repawt will confirm it's Autumn. But really it's the vishus squirrels!