Thursday, April 7, 2011

THURSDAY IN THE GARDEN WITH DANTE: MAY I HAVE THE FIRST DANCE?


Today Dante is very excited!  All of the snow in the back yard has melted, and it's time for him to PURRform a very important rite of Spring -- the first Potty Dance of the season!

Just to remind you, this is all part of Dante's official 'doodies' as Secretary of Fertilization for the Society of Feline Gardeners.  Dante just loves to do his 'doody'!

"I is heer in da back cornah of da gardin.  Now dat da snow is meltid, dere's lotsa leafs an' udder dead stuff dat needs ta be cleened up", says Dante.


"Dere is also a big patch of bare erf undah da twees.  It's a PURRfect place fur me to PURRform mai FURtilization ritual."


First Dante sniffs things out to make sure he's got a good spot.  "Da kwality of da erf is verreh impawtant", says he.  As a bonus, you all get a great view of those floofy 'tocks -- be still your hearts!



Dante likes to get right down to business.



The look of concentration on Dante's face is very intense!  (Butt then, so is the aroma which suddenly wafts our way.)


"Is a dirty job, butt sumbuddy hasta doos it!", exclaims Dante.



Dante makes short work of da cover-up 'doody', however.



"I gets such satisfaction in a job well done!", says Dante.


Dante takes a well-deserved rest.  "Dose FURtility dances kin be kwite exhaustin'!  Dats all fur now --  see yoo next week", says he, in closing.

8 comments:

Admiral Hestorb said...

You are just the bestest Gardener effur!!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

You have a good rest Dante - we are sure your exertions have left you exhausted!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cat said...

Dante you are so helpful!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Good to see you can check out all of your garden without the snow! And good to check out the soil quality too...

The Island Cats said...

That was some dance, Dante!!

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

Mr. Dante, does Miss Camille Suzanne know that you have been showin' your 'tocks' to da whole-wide-world?

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Hi Dante, sorry I'm late visitng yoor garden post (mom has had flu). Wot a relief the snow has gone! Enjoy yoor rest!

HubbleSpacePaws said...

ROFL!! Does she give you no privacy, young man??

I'm so glad your first dance was...errrr... fruitful!