"She said I cud yooses it ta watah my gahdin, but frankly I jus' finds him annoying."
"But now dat I has it I hasta make a 'Buckit List'."
"Dere's only one fing on my list and dat's ta get rid of da buckit! Yoo mite say I wanna kick it to da curb, but is danjerous ta kick da bucket so I has anuddah brite idea."
"Beam him up, Scotty!"
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