"At leest I gots my head covered", says he.
"Deese leafs jus' won't leaf me alone!"
"An' dere's lots more where doz came frum."
"I kin still hold my head up high becuz I am always purroud of myself."
"An' dat's becuz dere's lotsa PURRides in my fambly!"
"I cum from a verreh long line of PURRides!"