"I doan like it wen dey cuts it too short, doe", opines he. "It kin get kinda scratchy,"
"An' dey really shud git ridda summa dese weeds!"
"But at leest my pawrents are environmentally (an' mentally) furiendly. Dey doan use pestisides cuz dat kin kill moar dan jus' da weeds. It isn't good fur pussycats eithah. So mebbe da weeds isn't so bad aftah all. At leest we is safe in our own back yard!"
So saith Dante, the Lion King of Orleans.