Dante's in the front garden again today, taking his job as Garden Guardian very seriously. Many of you have commented that Dante always seems to be on the alert. He is, and for good reason.
Dante is a FSUO -- Furry Special Undercover Opurrator.
He's in a bush league all of his own.
He catmouflages himself as well as he can.
Although, sometimes he makes no effort to conceal himself.
So he can monitor the garden traffic and keep it safe from infiltrators.
Only those who know the secret PUSSword may pass.
"Dylan get back here! You said the wrong pussword again!"
So, Dylan is benched while Dante takes a break.
Even a seasoned FSUO needs a little time off now and then.
This is thirsty work, you know!
But as fate would have it, there's no rest for the vigilant.
Now you know why Dante is ever alert. You drop your guard for an instant and look what happens! Needless to say, Dante vanquished the varmint.
Only after a hard day's work is finished, can Dante relax and have a snooze.
'Cause we all know, if you snooze you lose, and Dante is one who never likes to lose.
Thanks to Dante the garden is safe for another day. In his line of business, you takes it one day at a time.