"It's a good day to do my laundry", says Dante.
Not one to PURRocrastinate, Dante gets right down to it!
"I hate it when the furs get caught in my mouth!"
"Although, they can be rather tasty."
Dante's uses the 'gentle cycle' for his dainty (?) paws.
"I treats them like kid gloves", says he.
"Then there's that delectable stuff between the toes. Toe jam's always good for a snack if you gets a little peckish."
On another note, sometimes Dante gets downright PAW-LICK-TICKLE. He tends to be DemoCATic, but it doesn't really count 'cause he's Canadian.
"Tee hee", he says.
Once Dante has finished washing the FURont, he allows it to air dry. You can see the ruffled fur on his head from all that intense scrubbing.
Then he 'spins' around and attacks the other end.
"Laundry can be a PURRsonal thing", he says. "So back off, willya?"
So we did, as he attended to his nether regions.
"Whew!", Dante says. "Doing your laundry can be a real workout!"
"But the results are worth it, don't you think?"
"Suddenly, I feels all washed up!", says Dante as he prepares to snooze.
"Next time, I'm gonna steam clean", he says. "It's better for my self-esteam."