Thursday, September 22, 2011

THURSDAY IN THE GARDEN WITH DANTE: PREPARE TO BE ENLIGHTENED!


It's Thursday and Dante's in the back yard doing one of his favourite things -- FURTILIZING!  Some of you may recall that Dante's official position in the Society of Feline Gardeners is indeed the Secretary of Furtilization.  "If yoo gots it, flaunts it!", says Dante.

And flaunt it, he does!  There's an art to this, you know.  Notice his PURRfect form.

"Let me enliten yoo", says Dante.  "Sumtimes yoo hasta furtilize da most in da darkest places."


"It makes it much more deliteful!"


"Yoo mus' be careful, doe!  If yoo lite up any gasses, dey kin explode!  An' den it wud all be fur not."


"Troo enlitenmint cums frum above!"


"So let dere be lite in even da darkest corners!", says Dante.


"An' I tells ya.  Dere's nuttin' like a good dump to make yoo feel liter, too!"

CATch ya LIGHTER, efurryone!

10 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

What we really want to know is how you manage to keep all that butt floof clean, Dante. LOL.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We second what Fuzzy Tales want to know too. Don't you get any hangers on?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Someone just fertilized the litter box here and boy does it stink...

Sweet Purrfections said...

I'd like to know the answer to Fuzzy Tales question, too. I'm getting a lot of "hangers on" lately and it's driving my mom crazy.

Truffle

P. Treasure said...

So true, Dante, so true!

Father Tom said...

hahahahahahaha! Dante, you're the man!That's good stuff you're struttin' I'm jealous!

What I'd give to furtilize my garden here. I don't go out enough to bless the bushes and dark places with my magic...Fur-thermore, when it comes to enlightenment, I usually sleep through anything like that, but in your case, another Maine Coon and another handsome one at that..I'd make an exception.

Tom

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Dante... it would literally be impossible for you to look more majestic.

Admiral Hestorb said...

you are so handsome just seeing you brightens my recovery!Thank you so much for coming to see me while I was in the hospital. xoxoxox

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Fuzzy Tales comment made us larf! MOL!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We have heard about these collars from our shelter and are glad to hear that you have found they work. They have worked wonders on other grumpy cats at the shelter. The Woman isn't sure about Ichiro because he doesn't seem grumpy but I think he's just being a boy and wanting to play. But maybe she will put one on me (as it does seem to help me to have the Feliway sprays around all the time) although she does not relish the thought of trying to put a collar on me!

Gemini