"Sshhhh!"
"Dere's sumfin verreh mysterious undah dat leaf!"
"I jus' hasta make shur nobuddy else is lookin'", whispurrs Dante.
"Doan move a mussel. I'm goin' in!"
"C'm heer, c'm heer ... an' I'll tell yoo all about it. I still doan noe wot it wuz ...
... but it shur wuz DEE-LISHUS!!!