... especially when it comes to benches.
"Benches hasta be able ta wifstand all kinds a weddah condishuns", says he.
"Like bein' piled high wif snow, fur instance."
"Dis purrticular bench has made it fru many seesuns -- in wind, rain, sleet, snow an' sun."
"An' it's still in PEEK shape."
"Dat's why I'm gonna set a new benchmark ...
... an' give it my PURRSonal stamp of approval!"