"Let's face it", he says. "My back end is smooth as BUTTah!"
But Dante seems much more concerned with what's ahead.
"Jus' like my friend here, I learned dat anyfing worfwhile in life is generully HARD-URNed!"
URNestness is something that Dante and his URN have in common, although Dante is more likely to show off his softer side.