Friday, May 14, 2010

FASHION FRIDAY WITH SPOKESMODEL DANTE

Dante is now modelling for the "Adidas" brand sportswear.  The company figures he's a better role model than some other Tiger (you know who).

In fact, they picked Dante specifically because he looks like a lion -- the King of Beasts.  Who better to wear their clothing?

These are some of the stills from his recent
"Adidas" photoshoot.
























Dante says "Buy Adidas -- it makes you look great, feel great and be great!" 

Then he roars as loudly as possible "Just GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8!"

Tony the Tiger step aside.  And as for the other Tiger, maybe one day you'll be great again, but it takes a pure heart and gentle nature to qualify.  Take a lesson from Dante, King of the Beasts, and Gentle Giant.


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

MOTHER'S DAY WITH DANTE: ALL LICKERED UP!


Dante wanted to be spic and span for Mother's Day, so he even started a day ahead to make sure he would be clean enough.

Now I have a pristine pet with sparkling fur, and the only thing he's using that tongue for today is to give me kisses!  And after you're kissed by that tongue, you'll never be the same.  It cuts a rough, wide swath across your face and leaves a trail of something resembling razor burn.  Dante is, after all, my hunka, hunka burning love!

The following series of pictures speaks for itself.




























HAPPY MUDDER'S DAY EFURRYONE!
BIG KISSES AND MUCH LOVE,
 DANTE


Thursday, May 6, 2010

THURSDAY IN THE GARDEN: DANTE JUST BLOSSOMS


Dante was sitting in the garden earlier this week when he noticed something distinctly different.

 
"Dere are white fings hanging off my tree!", exclaims Dante.


"Dey wasn't dere yesterday."


"Hmmm.  Let me lie down and fink about dis for a minit."

"I remempurr now!  Dese are the spring blossums dat open up on our crabappull tree efurry year in da springtime.  Aren't dey bootifull?"


"Dey smell nice, too -- but wait ..."


"I sees an introoder in mai appull blossums."


"I fink he wants to steal my blossums an' take dem away."


"Maybe if I ignores him fur a minit, he'll come out in de open."


"Aha!  Cot you in de act, you dirty liddle suckah -- I is warnin' you to stay away from mai appull blossums, or I'll hunt you down an' eat you!"

And with that, the sly rodent ran off so he could live to see another day.
Meanwhile ...


"Now I mus' purrform my udder Garden Cat dooties", says Dante.


"Dese dooties is purely ornamental, as you kin see."


"Dey built dis pedestal just fur me to modull on."


"So, here I am in wun of my furry best modullin' pawsitions."

"An' heer is my close-up.  I is showin' off de appull blossums in da backgrownd. Wot duz you fink?  Did I do a gud job?"


"Even modulls has to take a rest now an' den.  Boy, dat wind is really startin' to whip fings up -- incloodin' my furs!"


"O noes!  Da wind has blowed most of da blossums off da tree!"


"And look who's come back to eat dem!"

Just as you start to blossom, someone or something usually tries to take you down.  But, Spring will always come again. The most important thing is to enjoy the blossoms while they're still here, so you always have a little part of them with you (even the squirrel knows that!).

Sunday, May 2, 2010

EASY, PEASY SUNDAY WITH DANTE

It's Sunday, and sunny.  Dante is lounging out on the front walkway.





Isn't it strange how a cat can fall asleep just about anywhere at anytime?

Saturday, May 1, 2010

GLAMOURPUSS SATURDAY WITH DANTE: HEADSHOTS

It's not only ladycats who can be glamourous, though we tend to think of glamour as their domain.  There have been many glamourous men in the past like Rudolph Valentino, Clark Gable, Paul Newman and more recently George Clooney.

Dante has been called the "Robert Redfurrd" of his generation for obvious reasons.  So without further ado, here are some of Dante's latest headshots, which he has signed for all his fans out there.














Dante doesn't mind having shots taken from all different angles, because every side is his best side!