Wednesday, April 17, 2019
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
DANTE: TAILS OF SPRING
Dante says there's always one true telltale sign of Spring.
And this is it!
Why, you may ask is this a telltale sign of Spring?
Because the tail is spring-loaded, of course!
Because the tail is spring-loaded, of course!
Friday, April 12, 2019
DANTE KEEPS COOL!
Dante's sporting his hat and tie, suitable for warmer weather. Of course, it's still a little nippy out there, but he was just too anxious to shed his winter coat.
Besides, even Dante's Spring and Summer coats are pretty formidable. But to keep a cool head he really needs a cool hat ...
Besides, even Dante's Spring and Summer coats are pretty formidable. But to keep a cool head he really needs a cool hat ...
... especially if he wants to be one 'Cool Cat'!
Blingo!!!
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Friday, April 5, 2019
ACCORDING TO DANTE SPRING IS A MUST-HAVE!
Here's a double take of Dante in early Spring with the snow fast melting away in the background.
It's an exciting time as all the smells that were buried in winter waft about, except now they're even mustier!
It's an exciting time as all the smells that were buried in winter waft about, except now they're even mustier!
"Wot kin I say? ...
... Spring does wot it MUST!"
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
DANTE: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
It's that time of year, again when ...
"Is good practice cuz
de 'Ides a' March' is comin'.
de 'Ides a' March' is comin'.
Hic!"
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Thursday, February 21, 2019
DANTE: A TAIL TO TELL
Who's that behind that mound of snow?
"Why could it possibly be ...
... ME?"
"Let me make that very clear!"
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Friday, February 15, 2019
DANTE THE PROCRASTINATOR
As usual, Dante is a little late.
"Well, bettah late dan nevah!" said Dante.
Truer words were never spoken. Besides love is eternal, so what's the rush?
"Now is dat reely so hard ta bear?"
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Thursday, February 7, 2019
DANTE LEAVES YOU HUNKERING FOR MORE!
Dante sure is a hunk of a cat.
And here he is hunkering down for a long, cold winter.
What does that make him, you might ask?
Why a hunka, hunka, hunkering love (of course)!
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Sunday, February 3, 2019
GROUNDHOG'S DAY WITH DANTE REDUX
Shades (or is it shadows) of Groundhog's Days past.
Confident that this scheme is going to work, Dante turns and wishes efurryone a "Happy Groundhog's Day."
Groundhogs are also called Woodchucks, but I'll bet you've never had anyone wish you a Happy Woodchuck's Day, have you?
Dante has blindfolded the groundhog (aka Enemy of the State) and is attempting to cover his shadow with snow.
In a second attempt to stifle the groundhog, Dante is getting ready to haul him away (still blindfolded).
Confident that this scheme is going to work, Dante turns and wishes efurryone a "Happy Groundhog's Day."
Groundhogs are also called Woodchucks, but I'll bet you've never had anyone wish you a Happy Woodchuck's Day, have you?
And here's the little fella all locked up safe and sound -- at least until tomorrow!
And because Dante thought he might be somewhat cheesed off, he gave him some (cheese, that is).
"At leest I gots lots a CHEESE!!!" exults the groundhog in delight.
Don't worry little groundhog, you'll be PAWdoned tomorrow.
Have you ever seen a happier woodchuck, which begs the question:
How many chuckles can a woodchuck chuckle?
How many chuckles can a woodchuck chuckle?
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
DANTE TAKES A POWDER!
Dante always loved a good snowbank. To him it was the world's largest litterbox.
And this one was powdery soft.
It sure beats toilet paper, anytime!
Thursday, January 24, 2019
DANTE IN NETHERLAND!
This is Dante just returned from a snow trek in the back yard in the winter of 2010.
"I doan like dis wite kitty litter" he was heard to say.
"My nedder regions start ta freeze an' den I hasta thaw dem out.
"Good fing I'm fulla hot air!"
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
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