Friday, May 29, 2009


This is a serial-LOL that tells the story of Dante testing the new grass in our yard. Last year we had the back lawn dug up, laid with new soil and then reseeded. We let the new grass grow long to make sure it was healthy, and then enlisted Dante to do the final inspection and report. Here are the results with translation from Meowanese:

1. These are brand new grasses in my yard that need to be tested.
2. I is searching for the best, most tender shoots.
3. I stops to sniff the freshness of the scent.
4. I sniffs the fence for the woody fragrance.
5. I checks the grasses by the fence for flavor and texture.
6. Then I sample the grasses away from the fence to see the difference.
7. I stops to savor the bouquet.
8. It tastes good to me so I really sinks my teeth into it.
9. Then I uses some to floss with.
10. Nothing like those woody flavored shoots!
11. Takes time to appreciate all those new flavors.
12. Time to go and make my report.
13. These are Grade A-1 grasses grown to perfection!


Anonymous said...

Dante, that was a very thorough inspection and an excellent report! We never get to have tall grasses. Our Grampy has to mow it down as soon as it starts to get a tiny bit long. You are very lucky! Savor the flavors and the luxury!

BooBoo said...

That grass does look tasty.

Noll's Nip said...

Lots and lots of superior grade grass all within your reach! Excellent!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was a very good inspection Dante. We are glad you gave the grass a good report. We like playing in the long grass in the fields, but dad cut one field yesterday to make hay for the horses, so now we have to go and play in another field because we are not allowed near the machinery.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

You are the best grass inspector we know!

8GR8LOLCATS said...

Groovin' in the grass is gas can you dig it BABY?

Dante you look like you are having FUNZ in that grass!!!

Amy & the house of cats said...

It looks like that was a very good inspection by Dante - and it looks like the grass passed!

Maggie May said...

Dante, you have some really nommy looking grass to sample in your own back yard! Our grass has lots of weeds.... they are not as nommy!
~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~

Milo and Alfie said...

What an excellent inspecshun you did! We think it's very impawtant to snoopervise and check out the grass.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Dante you are an expert grass tester. We loved your serial LOL pictures.

The Island Cats said...

Nom Nom Nom!!!

(pee ess. mom sez thanks for the translation...she doesn't unnerstand Meowanese very well)

Quill and Greyson said...

You gonna mow em down one blade at a time?

The Monkeys said...

You're a very handsome inspector, Dante!

jenianddean said...

That looks like some seriously good grass to chew!

Jasmim said...

Welcome to Floof and Fur! You're very cute =)

Jas & Gi