Those of you who commented on our last story, questioning if Dante could indeed be the missing lynx, were correct! He is not.
We know that because, coincidentally, the Missing Lynx has indeed been found, just today, on top of a kitchen cupurred cabinet in a modern suburban home. Its survival is attributed to a lack of natural enemies, an endless supply of food and purrpetual shelter from the outside elements. The exact location of the Missing Lynx will not be disclosed to ensure the welfare and continuing survival of this rare and ancient specimen. More on this story at 7.